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[08 Nov 2005|06:19pm]

senorita_kirby
marge - is that dinner?
homer - it was...
m - why didn't you turn off the oven??
h - i was hoping we could do that together! *runs off crying*

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[12 Oct 2005|07:27pm]

senorita_kirby
homer- "marge! prepare the celebration ham!"
marge- "all we have left are the earthquake and the condolence ham"
homer- "they're just hams!"
haha he's so rude!!

also....
homer- "get away you good for nothing cat!"
marge- "that cat saved your life!"
homer- "yea, but what has he done for me lately?"
marge- "he woke you up when you stopped breathing last night!"
homer- "ooh everyone's against me!"

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[17 Sep 2005|02:04pm]

cap_x
[ mood | cold ]

sock puppets!

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[14 Sep 2005|07:13pm]

senorita_kirby
i keep hearing moe's voice in my head saying "no where's a partic-a-lar"

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[13 Sep 2005|09:14pm]

sha_monkeybutt
[ mood | amused ]

Homer singing -

"I drink a whiskey drink! I drink a chocolate drink! And when I havto pee I use the kitchen sink! I sing a song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy!"


hahaha..

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buck mccoy episode [01 Sep 2005|09:53pm]

senorita_kirby
the criminals robbing a bank
crim - "i'm firing at the lasso but the bullets go right through the middle!"
snake - "its the ultimate weapon!"

also good from that ep is wiggum "a hero.. hero... HERO"

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Speeches... [01 Sep 2005|05:39pm]

toutetrien
"If I could just say a few words... Id be a better public speaker!"

"Im a man of few words... any questions?"

"Im not much at speeches but I cant tell you how gratifying it is to see you all wallowing in the mess youve made. Youre screwed. Good bye."

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Simpsons spin-off series... [31 Aug 2005|10:48am]

zeplanezeplane
[ mood | amused ]

"Hes the Love-matic Grandpa......He'll fill your hearts with looooooooove"
mwahahahahaha! :D

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Is this community still active? [30 Aug 2005|02:01pm]

zeplanezeplane
"The Sanitation folks are jolly friendly blokes, courteous and eeeeeeeeeasy going. They clean up when you're overflowing and tell when your arse is shooooowing"
"who can? who can? who can? the garbage man can! cos hes Homer Simpson's man"
hahaha :D

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[19 Jul 2005|12:03pm]

zeplanezeplane
[ mood | amused ]

This has probably most definately been posted before but I thought I would post it anyway because I've noticed no-one has posted anything recently.

Ned Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing Nothing at all!"

bahahahaha! cracks me up everytime! :D

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[26 Apr 2005|01:41pm]

senorita_kirby
i saw the ep when homer and marge get drunk together all the time (i'd never seen it in full) and my fav line
marge - "have you ever walked on stilts??? they're not that fun!"
hahaha she was soooooooo pissed! she should stay like that!

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[07 Apr 2005|07:09pm]

senorita_kirby
when homer is trying to get sherry (or terry) to go out with bart and she says she likes tommy
HOMER: "well duh!! he's simply breath-taking!"

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[06 Apr 2005|12:16pm]

___justinerific
[ mood | enthralled ]

Lmao I love the simpsons SO much. My favourite quite is probably "Hey Bart, remember the time when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Well, why did I have the boll bart, why did I have the boll?"
-Millhouse

Milhouse is my favourite<3

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[20 Dec 2004|02:45pm]

chemistry4life
Join Now!

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[26 Nov 2004|12:04am]

senorita_kirby
sara slone: "you have a moustache and you're not gay!"
ned flanders: "not me! i won't even eat vegetables longer than 2 inches"

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[23 Nov 2004|11:52pm]

senorita_kirby
everytime i am bored i think of when homer, lisa and bart went to the zoo and homer was like...
"lisa!! i have seen plays more exciting than this! honest to god, PLAYS!!!"

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[22 Nov 2004|06:30pm]

toutetrien
Lisa: ...did you know the chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for oppourtunity?
Homer: yes! CRISITUNITY!

---

Dr Nick: Well, if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg. With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

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[22 Nov 2004|01:17am]

senorita_kirby
when marge is afraid to go out and she has to say her level of anxiety
M-2
H-what the hell is that???
M-8
L-its just a bee!
M-3
H- no its not!!!!!!!
M-8
*homer sets the hive on fire*
M-12
*homer runs*
M- SEVEN HUNDRED AND THREE!!!!!!!!!

haha kills me!! i love 703!

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[19 Nov 2004|07:59am]

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[11 Nov 2004|05:51pm]

toutetrien
Krusty: Saddam Hussein? They should call him So-Damn IN-sain!

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